The following is an adaptation of the Discordian Tithing Ritual developed by the Church of Moo.
To be performed every payday, or whenever it seems unnecessary.
1. Obtain five crisp, new one dollar bills. European Sons can use a single five Euro bill or five Euro coins.
2. Affix the following veve to each bill, using a rubber stamp
or by drawing it.
4. Mail one bill to each person, enclosing it with this letter:
By practicing this ritual, you will be helping to spread the word of the Batman. If the recipient does not hold onto the bill, and spends it instead, at least it will put the veve into circulation.